2006-01-30

Come on, now, let's have us a Random Ten™

1) Never Go Back - Camper Van Beethoven (Our Beloved Revolutionary Sweetheart)

2) The Rifleman - Minus 5 (Let The War Against Music Begin)

3) Jemima Surrender - The Band (The Band)

4) Your Lady - Medeski, Martin & Wood (Tonic)

5) Yellow - Okkervil River (Down The River Of Golden Dreams)

6) Erased, Over. Out - Nine Inch Nails (Further Down The Spiral EP)

7) high and dry - Radiohead (The Bends)

8) Things Behind The Sun - Nick Drake (Pink Moon)

9) Alone Together - The Brad Mehldau Trio (The Art Of The Trio, volume 5)

10) (Today Is) Blackie's Birthday - Urge Overkill (Supersonic Storybook)

Yes. Yes. Wow, when did my computer become a trendy music critic type?

Bonus pick: 11) Secret World - Peter Gabriel (Us)

2006-01-23

Want to fight?


Friends and lovers, there are a few more goodies for you at broadjam.com. The workings from a couple of our recent projects may be perused or purchased to satisfy the "nothing new" bug, should you have it. Things posted there before have been touched up and some parts have been added. A few new numbers from two years worth of studio ramblings have been added. And, of course, roughs from The Boxing Day Sessions are beginning to appear. Some are quick drafts I threw up while the Captain plows through them. Some are his early versions. They will be frequently updated in the upcoming months with more to be added as we progress (eventually swallowing up our 50 song limit causing much of Live Animals to go, so get those while they last if you haven't already). Please enjoy. We have yet to figure out what to do with this vast amount of material (much of which will never make its way onto broadjam). So if you have fun/bizarre ideas feel free to let us know. This is the tip of the iceberg as another full-scale album is in the workings, due to be recorded over the next year or so in a meticulous fashion. Stay tuned, the recorded life of Spooncat: is just beginning.

On a side note, the streaming audio on broadjam.com is pretty low quality mp3, while the actual downloads are considerably clearer. This obviously means a purchase will give you a much better picture of what we're up to.

And on an incredibly far aside, rumor has it that Radiohead's work in progress is going to be called Down Is The New Up. That sounds familiar. I just can't put my finger on it.

2006-01-20

Wow. Conservative ads.

They don't know us very well, do they?

2006-01-17

They want to control every aspect of your life, you know...

The Supreme Court upheld Oregon's right-to-die laws affecting terminally ill patients, in a 6-3 decision. That's good news.

Here's the bad news: Chief Justice Roberts was one of the dissenters, along with Scalia and Thomas. These guys can't wait to get Alito on board. Decisions like this would be 7-2 or 8-1 with a balanced court. There's nothing unconstitutional about Oregon's law; if there WAS, you'd hear about it on Fox News for weeks on end. So now, if Alito joins the Court these types of slam-dunk issues are immediately cast in doubt. That's how far the Court has moved to the right, away from personal freedom and liberty and towards governmental intrusion into your personal and professional affairs.

Don't believe me? In a Supreme Court dominated by conservative appointees (7-2), chief Roberts was in the MINORITY of CONSERVATIVES on the court on this issue--that's how outside of the mainstream his position is. At any rate, Alito makes him look like a paragon of neutrality by comparison. I'm not enough of a legal junkie to have too many opinions about how much this will change our everyday lives, but I can think of a few disturbing examples.

First, you can kiss Roe v. Wade goodbye, which will probably start a vicious period of policy upheaval in this country. Over the long haul, I have no doubt that something like (or better than) Roe v. Wade will become the settled law of the land, because every industialized nation on the planet has decided that abortion is a public health issue. The U. S., religious body-haters aside, are no different. Sure it's a moral question, but the practical solution of legal abortion is supported by a significant majority of the U. S. population, even in the non-reading states. But in the short term, a lot of women are going to suffer drastically because of the decision. So will a bunch of young children, but the powers that be apparently don't give two shits about American children.

South Dakota is one of about twenty states with trigger clauses that will automatically outlaw abortion once Roe v. Wade is overturned. It's automatic, and I doubt there's any chance that the South Dakota Legislature will change its tune any time soon. This, after all, is one of the most backward-looking legislative bodies in the nation. 1950 is a bit too edgy for the brains in Pierre. Seriously, they view abortion through a moral prism and ignore the public health and practical implications; meanwhile, they ignore the moral implications of rampant gambling in order to keep taxes low for rich people, because everybody knows the richer you are, the better your chances of eternal salvation. I don't understand it either, but fortunately, very few of our children will understand it soon, since our legislature ignores the moral AND the practical implications of funding public education.

Secondly, privacy rights are in grave danger. The NSA wiretapping story has united some normally combative organizations in brotherhood, against the growing Big-Brother-like power of the federal government. Bob Barr, the archconservative Georgian who led the impeachment charge against President Clinton, introduced Al Gore in his impressive Monday speech about preserving and extending our liberties. Americans cherish their privacy. So-called "originalists" don't buy into the concept of personal privacy as protected by the Constitution. They believe in a police state, a stronger executive branch than any Founding Father would have dared imagine. If you think Alito will side with your peace of mind in cases like these, I don't know what I can tell you to convince you otherwise, other than "There's no fucking chance."

Hmmm. Normally I'm not this angry about Republicans. I keep waiting for them to do something right. Come on Republicans! Give me one reason!

2006-01-15

This isn't technically a Last Word At Lunch, but...

Last word from Sue to Jared the bartender before he left the Sunbird.

"We all know you're going straight for the gun oil when you get home."

And the context is WORSE than you can fathom, even you, Snip, you sick fuck.

2006-01-12

To that surfer-dude that came to the Sunbird Lounge last night...

I really can't stress enough how important it is for you to keep your shirt on. I know, I know, our version of "Stormy Monday" was probably too much for anybody to stand; Rod was really on fire.

But still, dude...

2006-01-09

Law talk

Okay, I'm wondering something: why does Judge Samuel Alito appear so ashamed of every group he's been a part of? It appears, from the early part of the confirmation hearings, that he "doesn't recall" or "is disinclined to discuss" vast parts of his career, including college groups he was a proud member of, professional associations and alliances, almost every memo he authored during the 1980's, etc.

One talking point making the rounds is that while Sam Alito is a conservative, he should be confirmed because he's a good judge and Ruth Bader-Ginsburg, a liberal, was confirmed. Fine. Bader-Ginsburg is a liberal, and has a judicial philosophy that falls well within the mainstream. And she talked about it EXTENSIVELY during her confirmation hearings! Questions from Democratic senators, Republican senators, she answered them. She didn't turn into some weird fifth-amendment goblin when she was asked about her work with the American Civil Liberties Union, or her activism on behalf of gender equality. It was clear she was proud of that work. And yes, she was confirmed, and, no, I don't hear any one claiming she's broken any of her pledges to the Senate or the nation or that she's been anything but an exemplary Supreme Court Justice.

But this Alito guy, this is weird. It's like all the conservative alliances are secrets, and Democrats are the enemy, the other team, and you can't share your secrets or your mailing lists or ANYTHING with them. Very weird, and seemingly sinister. The membership in the Concerned Alumni of Princeton, the clever anti-choice tactics he has helped push, the opposition to "one person, one vote" and affirmative action programs, the belief in an almost emperor-like president, the disregard for normal people's privacy. These are all positions that one can hold, I know. Perhaps most conservatives agree with him. But he appears to be ashamed or duplicitious about all of it, because he's pretending that either it didn't happen or he can't talk about it.

I don't think I'd even buy a car from him. And he's about to be able to decide what every woman in the country does with their bodies (I'm not just talking about after they might become pregnant). Creepy.

2006-01-08

Dateline Hy-Vee: January 8

"O-o-h Child" by the Five Stairsteps.

Someday, we'll put it together and we'll get it all done. Someday, when our load is much lighter...

2006-01-07

Reason #211 I love the Top Hat Lounge

Thursday night "Earth Died Screaming" comes on the jukebox and Chris behind the bar turns it down and yells out to everyone "All right! Trivia!! Who sings this song?" and the entire place yells "Tom Waits!" immediately.

That's a good vibe, folks, that's what that is...

2006-01-06

I have a prediction...

..and I hope that I'm completely wrong about it.

In a poll released today, respondents are leaning towards Democrats 49%-36% in this year's congressional races. There simply hasn't been that type of spread for a long time, not even in late 1994 when the Republicans stormed into control of Congress with a sweeping Election Day victory. Of course, the conventional wisdom is that all the scandal, all the bungling, the rising deficit, the jobless economic growth, all of it is going to come back and bite the Republicans in the ass at the polls this November.

My prediction is that it won't. Here's why: Democrats don't control the media, and they don't control who counts the votes or how they get counted. Here's my prediction of what will happen: Democrats will have big leads going into Election Day, not nearly as big as they should be, due to relentlessly negative and false propaganda and dirty tricks from the Republican noise machine (also to blame is a media who assumes 'balance' requires giving equal time to these undemocratic clowns). Exit polling, although much of it has been BANNED FROM BEING REPORTED, will show results very much in line with the polling, although Democrats will take a sizeable hit, since the system is rigged so that Democratic precincts have longer lines, more power outages, less working machines, busy or jammed phone lines, etc. Anyway, the Democrats will definitely pick up seats in both houses. My prediction is that if the election were run honestly, like we demand of, say, Venezuela, then the Democratics would sweep back into power. But they won't. Republicans won't win any upsets in blue states; that's not how sophisticated vote fraud works. Embattled House incumbents will fend off Democratic challengers by narrow (but plausible, if unexpected) margins in states like North Carolina, Ohio, Georgia, Florida, Colorado, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania. It's going to be bad, folks. I'm just telling you now so it doesn't seem so unusual to investigate the overwhelming evidence later.

iTen™, the Friday random edition

1) If I Can't Change Your Mind - Sugar (Copper Blue)
2) Embraceable You - Herbie Hancock (Gershwin's World)
3) I Met Her In Church - The Box Tops
4) Gloria's Story - Miles Davis (The Hot Spot original soundtrack)
5) Peeano - Grandaddy (A Pretty Mess By This One Band)
6) What's Love Got To Do With It - Tina Turner (Private Dancer)
7) Change Is Gonna Come - Aretha Franklin (I Never Loved A Man The Way I Love You)
8) Tundra (Hoodoo Zephyr), composed by John Adams - The London Sinfonietta (The John Adams Earbox)
9) Anonymous Skulls - Medeski, Martin & Wood (End Of The World Party- Just In Case)
10) Crawling To The U. S. A. - Elvis Costello (This Year's Model)

2006-01-05

Last Word At Lunch, volume one

Welcome to the first installment of a new feature that I'm calling "Last Word At Lunch." Today, I had lunch with Joel Brovoleit (perhaps he's pictured to the right) at Spezia. Here was the Last Word At Lunch:

Joel: "Just ask Disney!"

Stay tuned for more exciting installments of Last Word At Lunch!

2006-01-04

These fourteen selections should ease the pain..

Today's iFourteen™:

1) Achille's Last Stand - Led Zeppelin (Presence)
2) The Swing And I - Eric Reed (The Swing And I)

3) Funnel Of Love - Wanda Jackson ("But I'm A Cheerleader" Soundtrack). I really have no clue why this song is on my computer. Hehe...

4) Pimpf - Depeche Mode (Music For The Masses)
5) Ruled By Secrecy - Muse (Absolution). These two tunes sound pretty freaking sweet back-to-back. Try it, Captain, you'll see what I mean.

6) Just What I Needed - The Cars (The Cars)

7) Ship Of Fools - The Doors (Morrison Hotel) "The human race was dying out, no one left to scream and shout..."

8) Blue Devils 2001 ("Awayday Blue") - 2001 Drum Corps World Championships

9) Games - Prince and 94 East (One Man Jam)
10) Fratres (composed Arvo Part) - Keith Jarrett, Gidon Kremer (Tabula Rasa). This is a tremendous piece of music.

11) Now Is The Hour - Bing Crosby and the Ken Darby Choir. If they had 33 1/3 rpm albums back then, they could have made an even LONGER version of this!

12) Stolen Moments - United Future Organization (Stolen Moments: Red, Hot + Cool)

13) T'aint Nobody's Business - Billie Holiday (Billie Holiday's Greatest Hits)
14) You've Made Me So Very Happy - Blood, Sweat & Tears (Blood, Sweat & Tears)

"This is M-Y-Y-Y country" (sing it with me)

It's hard, if not impossible, to make up things like these. That's why REALITY is my drug! Too many more bummers like 2005, though, and I'm going back to Sly & The Family Stone.

Three signs we aren't quite living in the democracy we THINK we are:

1) Jack Abramoff, the Republican super-lobbyist who pled guilty to three felonies yesterday and indicated he had incriminating evidence on sixty lawmakers, had the Northern Mariana Islands as a client. The Northern Mariana islands are a U. S. protectorate, so all of the things made there can truthfully have a "MADE IN THE U. S." label, even though they were made in a sweatshop by migrant Chinese women who were forced to have abortions. That's right: the pro-life lobbyists who want to force raped women in the U. S. to NOT have abortions, are forcing Chinese women in a faraway Pacific island TO have abortions. Huh.

2) President Bush appointed several members to the Federal Election Commission by recess appointment today. It's a chickenshit move, and he did it because none of his choices would make it out of committee in Congress. I worry that the people he appointed will be very effective at preventing any type of oversight or investigation of the amazing vote fraud that the Republicans will need to engineer this November...

3) This one shouldn't worry anybody at all: Andrea Mitchell, on NBC, asked her interviewee whether he knew of Christine Amanpour being bugged by the NSA. If this were true, of course, it's Nixon-time, and it will take a new world record of spinning for the Fox News people to save Bush's reputation. Anyway, she said it, and she's powerful and privy to a lot of inside dirt (her husband is Alan Greenspan). But now it's not on the transcript at NBC's website. It got deleted early this evening, after being on the site for less than an hour. To be a fly on that wall...

Oh, and a fourth: the NID (our combined intelligence apparatus) is hiring GPS coordinators to work at their underground targeting facilities. Why would we have an immediate need for more targeting coordinators? I'm just asking. Maybe it's the busy season for them, like accountants in March, or Wisconsin accordionists during Octoberfest...

2006-01-03

13 Random Ones

Thanks go to Jeremy, who has stirred in me nostalgic feelings for the Cold War. Especially the part about hoping I don't experience a nuclear holocaust.

1. Shame And Scandal/The Skatalites

2. (Man) Tha Journey/Nightmares On Wax (Smoker's Delight)

3. I've Been Lonely For So Long/Frederick Knight

4. The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz/Tom Lehrer

5. Mojo Hanna/Tami Lynn

6. No Names/Danger Doom (The Mouse & The Mask)

7. Everybody Got Their Something/Nikka Costa

8. C'mon Billy/P J Harvey (To Bring You My Love)

9. Too Much Monkey Business/The Beatles (Live At The BBC)

10. Who Stole The Soul?/Public Enemy (Fear Of A Black Planet)

11. I'm A Man/Pulp (This Is Hardcore)

12. L'America/The Doors (L.A. Woman)

13. Civilization Day/Ornette Coleman (The Complete Science Fiction Sessions)

iTen™

And here's another dose, as I take a break from trying to finish this crummy composition I'm working on...

1) Respect - Otis Redding (Otis Blue)... How odd, songs from "Otis Blue" have made it twice in a row!

2) Symphonic Dances from "West Side Story" (Leonard Bernstein) - David Zinman and the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra

3) Sophisticated Lady - Tony Bennett (Fifty Years of Tony Bennett)

4) I Can't Drive 55 - Sammy Hagar. I listened to this whole song, and wow it rocks, and wow, it sure sucks...

5) James Bond Theme - Intellivision in Hi-Fi. This is the future of music right here, assuming of course that all forms of music above four-note polyphony in a single mono synth tone are somehow defeated...

6) Stars All Seem To Weep - Beth Orton (Central Reservation)

7) Bill - Talking Heads (Naked)

8) A Baby For Pree - Neutral Milk Hotel (On Avery Island)

9) Little Fat Baby - Sparklehorse (It's A Wonderful Life)

10) Slavonic Dances, Furiant op. 46 (Antonin Dvorak) - Kurt Masur/ New York Philharmonic

(deep breath) Well, it is random...

Hey, that's not how we spell "I-R-A-Q"...

First, a few words about Iran, the world's biggest sovereign enigma. Iran ushered in a wave of reforms under President Mohammad Khatami throughout the late 1990's, and based on the tremendous vitality of Iran's youthful population, there was a lot of hope for gradual democratization and liberalization in that country. Khatami's presidency was the second in a row that emphasized more diplomatic outreach and a general foreign policy of detente that did much to stabilize the region, however uneasily, after the messy Iran-Iraq war of the 1980's. Because of Iran's neutrality, and because Iran's radical right-wing clerics still have the ultimate authority over all political affairs, Western observers still spent much of the optimistic 1990's watching for trigger-points that could start a new era of mistrust and stridency. Some of the trigger-point possibilities: oil shocks or supply disruptions (CHECK!), resulting in a huge influx of petroleum money for Iran; a foreign policy situation that radicalizes the Iranian public (LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHECKS!), a slide back toward Islamic fundamentalism (ETERNAL CHECK!), evidence that Iran is seeking nuclear weapons capability (TRIPLE CHECK!), and, obviously, the chance that several of the factors could coalesce, resulting in a political backlash in Iran.

Check.

In August, Khatami's presidency ended, and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad assumed the office. To say Ahmadinejad is a right-wing reactionary is sort of an understatement; even if you capitalize all the letters, it seems like the necessary emphasis is missing. Ahmadinejad and members of his cabinet have made ridiculous and inflammatory statements about Israel. They're the type of statements that could almost be laughed off and dismissed, except: Israel has The Bomb, Iran wants The Bomb, although their main Islamic partner, Pakistan, has The Bomb. The Bomb and The Oil are the two factors that drive every geopolitical calculation in this part of the world. Iran's religious clerics, very flush with billions in post-Katrina, post-Iraq-demolition oil cash, happen to agree very much with Ahmadinejad's acopalyptic rantings about Western influence and Jewish evil.

Today there's a news story about Ahmadinejad's administration seeking a more active foreign policy. He claimed in a speech yesterday that the previous two administrations, especially Khatami's two terms, did much to weaken Iran's standing in the world and distanced Iran from the goals of the 1979 Islamic Revolution. The rhetoric is frightening, and it echoes the neocons' vitriol in this country about how the relative peace and prosperity of the 1990's were a terrible weak point for America. I don't get it, and most decent people don't get it, but it doesn't matter what the populations of Iran and the U. S. think. They aren't being asked. The leaders of each country are convinced that diplomacy is a sign of weakness, and the leaders of both countries have deluded themselves to the efficacy of their narrow worldview that there's little chance of reality breaking through the fog. Two examples of the delusion: Bush's broken-record mantras about liberating the people of Iraq, and Ahmadinejad's claim that reaction from around the world had been "mostly positive" to his comments that the Holocaust was a myth. Seriously, these people are in charge of the U. S. and Iran, their militaries, and their money.

It is in this context that an article on Wayne Madsen's website scared me today. The article talks about the final preparations by the U. S. to strike Iran, possibly with tactical nuclear weapons. Madsen is a former intelligence agent who, although quite paranoid, is also not certifiably loony. Many of his postings are quite accurate, or are borne out through time, like his assertion that the CIA was operating secret prisons in the former Soviet Union, a charge that seemed sort-of tinfoil-hat at the time, but is, well, completely freaking true. Anyway, his sources talk about the targeting of the Bushehr nuclear power plant, uranium mining and enrichment facilities, technology centers, radioisotope laboratories. This is a lot of bombing, folks, and the first strike would almost certainly include air bases, military command centers, etc.

About six weeks ago, Putin met with Turkish Prime Minister Recep Erdogan and was assured that Turkey would not allow the use of its bases by the United States in order to attack Iran. Russia is a key trading partner or Iran, and a source of technical expertise. There are many Russian technicians working in the country now, assisting Iran with its power plant infrastructure and with (conventional) weapons development. Notice that in December, Condoleezza Rice visited Turkey. So did FBI Director Robert Mueller, and so did CIA Director Porter Goss. You suppose they were just talking about soccer? The head of the Turkish Army just visited the Pentagon too.

Here's a crude summary of current viewpoints. War is very profitable for certain people, and NATO and the UN and diplomacy and widespread prosperity, respect for human rights and the free flow of information all reduce the need for war. The Cheney people can be viewed as opponents of all those things, since it is in their financial interest to oppose them. More on this in a future post...

Back to Iran. The weirdest element to this story involves Burma, or Myanmar, as they call it. That country is highly repressive and closely allied with China, which it borders to the south. Myanmar's capital was Rangoon, in the lowlands south. I say "was" because they just moved their capital, like, days ago. The capital was moved to Pyinmana, a remote city 200 miles north. The rumor is (and since I'm not James Bond, I can't confirm this) Chinese intelligence convinced Myanmar to move its capital to avoid the monsoon rains next summer. The monsoon winds and rains will be radioactive next summer, if the U. S. uses tactical nukes against Iran this winter or spring. Voila! I don't know if it's true, but it's very strange that a nation would move its capital out of the way of the wind unless something was up. I assume they don't have advance warning of another devastating tsunami...

Anyway, a nuclear war would certainly start off Twenty-Ought-Six with a bang! Eat that, Dick Clark!

2006-01-02

Random Ten...

1) Seven Steps To Heaven - Miles Davis (The Complete Concert 1964)
2) Rhapsody on a Theme by Paganini (Rachmaninoff) - Van Cliburn w/ the Moscow Philharmonic (Van Cliburn in Moscow)
3) Symphony No. 6 "Pastoral" (Tchaikovxky) - Leopold Stokowski (Fantasia soundtrack)
4) No God, No Religion - Spiritualized® (Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space)
5) You Don't Miss Your Water - Otis Redding (Otis Blue)
6) The Late Show with David Letterman - CBS Orchestra (TV Themes)
7) I No Get Eye For Back - Houston Person (Move To Groove compilation)
8) Skin I'm In - Sly & The Family Stone (Fresh)
9) The Beautiful Ones - Prince (Purple Rain)
10) 2 Minutes Hate - Sleepeater (Sleepeater)

Wow. Happy New Year, too, iTunes!

Bonus number eleven, since the first ten were so cool: Freedom Jazz Dance - Miles Davis Quintet (Miles Smiles)

2006-01-01

Twenty-ought-six

Cheers to a new year. It's going to be a good one, for me anyway. Snip, how 'bout you?